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Would you eat a freshly squooshed cockroach off the floor for $5,000?

Would you walk up to a group of Latin Kings and yell “Todas sus madre’s le gusta singar de mira quien viene!” (You’re mother’s like to fuck doggy-style!) and stick around for the consequences for a $1,000,000?

Would you sell your soul to Satan for $1,000,000,000?

Would you eat a raw human hamburger patty for $50,000?
Cooked?

Would you slice off your fingers on one hand for $30,000,000?

Would you suck on an eyeball for $5,000?
Chew on it for $10,000?
Swallow it for $15,000?

Would you slip a hit of acid in your mom’s coffee without telling her for $1,000,000?
For an extra 10K would you mess with her head?

Would you take a morning piss in a cup and pour it on your head for $1,000?

Would you go to prison for 10 years for $150,000,000?

Would you eat a plate full of buggers with a spoon for $10,000?

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