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Would you drink bong water for $50?

Would you saw off the tip of your pinkie with a steak knife for $50,000?

Would you eat a mouthful of your own poo for $1,000,000?
How about someone elses?

Would you deficate on your parents bed and wipe with their pillow for $1,000? And leave a note?

Would you bite yourself hard enough to draw blood for $20?

Would you eat your dog for $1,000,000?
OK, but what if he died of natural causes?

Would you hook Mad Swirl up with some !Selling Out’s! for free ?crazy@madswirl.com

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