Greetings Brothers and Sisters in the Lord!
I write to YOU this Morning from the heart. The Lord God has moved ME to share with YOU this powerful and miraculous MESSAGE. As I was sleeping early in the WEE hours of the night, I was awakened by a strange and POWERFUL sense. I felt shaking in my Bones, Dear brethren, and KNEW in deep within MY heart and soul that this was the one, the only, Mighty God stirring me from my SLUMBER. As I awoke, I SLID to my knees in a humble and receptive prayer…
“Yes, Lord?” I whispered, wiping sleep from mine holy eyes.
“My child,” The Lord spoke to me. “You have done many amazing things in my name. You have fed the hungry. You have healed the lame. You have revived the sinful at heart. It is time for more work.”
“Just tell me Lord,” I said. “What will you have me to do?”
“My child,” The Lord spoke to me. “You must preach a message to the multitudes. You must beseech the children of God to open their hearts and their wallets once more. This time, ye shall tell them to give of their hearts and their tithes and their sacrificial love offerings to the ministry of the Mad Swirl”
“Mad Swirl Lord God?”
“The ministry of Mad Swirl” God said. “The Lord, thy God has spoken.”
So brothers and sisters, I ask you this day, to fall on your knees and ask the dear Lord what He would have you to give…. Perhaps it is $100. Perhaps it is your Life Savings. Whatever the Lord tells you, you must not question. And do not, I repeat, do not, let the LYING DEVIL try to tell you otherwise. The Lord is serious about this...listen to these true testimonies of God’s power and blessings…
• A woman in Minnesota sent a check for $3,000. Two days later she received an anonymous envelope at her door with SIX MILLION dollars in it.
• An elderly man in Wichita Falls sent his life’s savings of $4,439. Within days he was blessed with a NEW HOME and NEW SHOES.
• A homeless man in Dallas sent $14.31. He was blessed with a Baja Chicken Chalupa the VERY NEXT DAY.
Yes, it is true.
The Lord blesses those who bless Mad Swirl
And believe me, my brothers and sisters, the Lord also CURSES those who do not beseech my - I mean His - message of truth. These stories are not meant to scare ye, but are only meant to reveal the TRUE and mighty power of God…
• A man in Brooklyn did not send his Offering to support the ministry of Mad Swirl 9 days later he was ripped to pieces by a rabid rottweiler.
• A family in Texas did not heed the call to support this ministry and their house mysteriously disappeared...with Them in it.
• An old lady on my block did not send her Offering. Now she is forever sleeping... cause of death -- unknown.
I know dear brothers and sisters, that you do not want this curse to befall you. The DEVIL is sly, and he will try to tell you LIES that you should not listen to. He might whisper in your ear…”Don’t believe this stuff! It’s just a hoax to get your money.” He might say “Don’t be stupid. They are charlatans!”
Satan! I rebuke thee!!!
Get thee Behind ME, You Lying devil, you!!!
This message is real, and true and sent from the mighty Lord. Get your checkbook out and show God that you are obedient. You will be blessed tenfold…here are true testimonies from Real people just like YOU….
• “I used to be a crack whore. But I sent 20 dollars to the ministry of Mad Swirl now I’m a pastor’s wife and I haven’t used in weeks. Praise God!” - My wife
• “I was blind and deaf and I sent $100 to the ministry of Mad Swirl and now I’m writing this letter, listening to my brand new stereo! Thanks, God.” - A.Jones, Memphis
• “I was in Prison for murder when I sent in my humble offering of $26. Two days later… I miraculously escaped! Hallelujah!” - W. Warren, whereabouts confidential
Need I say more, dear Brethren? God is Ready to bless you abundantly, he told me so. Are you ready to receive GOD’s amazing blessings? Make your offering payable to the Ministry of Mad Swirl. Do it, in the name of God Almighty.
If you love God, you will give. Hallelujah.
The Holy,
Reverend Brother Elder the 3rd
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