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simple as fuck

used to be
that guy
with a bouquet
behind
back

bambi eyed

linen white
soul

mac and cheese
by candlelight

a sucker for bozo love

still am

but a bit more feral

soul like a hornet’s nest

and

a heart full of u-turns

with a wrecking ball disposition
for brick walls
black outs
and
ex prom queen train wrecks

- Ernie Culver

(featured in the poetry forum 03.22.10)

road maps

didn’t speak w/ gnomes
take apart animals
or
got fed thru a cage
as one

but was pushed in with
all who did
first grade on

I understood pariah

what it looked like from the ground
up

how many I could put out
before the bell
rang

sometimes I caught
a mouth
square on

more often than not

I fell short

couldn’t counter worth shit

trying to keep the hyenas from closing in
and
the pit bulls
at bay

wasn’t long till
mom got called

picked me up

and

had
one on one’s
w/ teachers

why my b+
slipped to a
c-average

how I might benefit in
smaller classes

maybe see a shrink
or two

how long is this going to go on for
mom asked
behind
cupped hands

don’t know I said

truth be told

I still don’t

- Ernie Culver

(added 03.22.10)

reruns

woke up
in the truck again
outside
a friend’s house

hardly any improv left in me

another
two am
drunken
knife fight
with the girlfriend’s
doppelganger

typically happens
after we drain
three
or more
bottles of cabernet
when her shit faced epiphanies
about me
being like my father
materialize
like a patch of black ice

it’s a played out
clown show
know it pretty well

so
I do my best to

cue up the tears
at all
the wrong moments

and

nod off during gunfire

hence
86’d
and housed up
in a
GMC
as another morning
smiles
like a machete

- Ernie Culver

(featured in the poetry forum 11.22.09)

to hell and back again

a choir
of god’s flock
rage outside
a plan and parenthood
going ape shit

gnashing teeth

doing what
they do

I stop at a red
and watch
this cluster fuck
unfold

a paraplegic
wheels around
pumping a 6 ft cross
in air
screaming
while a circus of
pig faced teens
lepers
and pinheads
grind away

I try to find
something
to throw at them:

contraceptives

a giant piñata of jesus

some tennis balls

nothing
but a cheap
reactionary devil sign
just to fan
the flames
a bit

moments pass
I get a green
and move on
once more
with the rest
of the damned
towards the next
accident
up ahead

Ernie Culver

(featured in the poetry forum 09.05.09)

A bit about Ernie: Ernie Culver grew up in Andover, MA. Half assed his way through school, getting high before, during and after. Moved to Albuquerque, NM when he was 16. Had a plethora of jobs, went to college for week in texas dropped out and moved back east for a few months, and returned. Fucked around, on and off, the whole time with writing till about 20, stopped for 10 yrs, and just recently picked it back up again, for reasons unknown. He's 30 yrs old, dyslexic, a taurus like billy joel, hitler, fred astaire, etc.. no career, no tattoos or piercings, drinks full time, writes when he can and as of yet, has not been published elsewhere, other than here.

Ernie on the Web: He doesn't blog as much as others, but has one anyway.