Pleasing

I know how you like me
I'll do everything I can
I know what you want
I can please you, my man.
Are my jeans tight enough?
Is my hair long enough and blonde enough?
Am I thin enough?
And are my tits big enough?
Do I look confident and sexy?
Are you proud to be seen with me?
I quit smoking, I swear!
Now you don't have to kiss an ashtray
Or smell it in my hair.
I brush my teeth every time I eat
I reapply my lipstick and
stay away from red meat.
Look baby, I run two miles a day
I'm toning my abs and working my ass
I'm working it all to make you stay
Sex?
Oh yes, any time you ask.
On my front or my back or even up my ass.
You name it, I'm yours
Do with me as you please
Pull my hair while I'm on my knees.
I know what you like
I'll do everything I can
I know what you want
I can please you, my man
Oh yes I can, I know I can
I can. Can't I?

- jackie walsh